Friday, March 30, 2007

Bitey, Lucy and Stevie arrive at the red carpet

Here's Bitey with his new woman. She finally got smart and dumped her husband. He was a bad influence on her fashion sense, so now she's back to looking as great as she did years ago. And it's all Bitey's influence. Normally dressed in a tuxedo, Bitey looks right at home in this YSL old-school tux.

Heard the rumors that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are the newest Hollywood item? They're WRONG! Reese has been secretly dating One-Eyed Stevie and they're taking their relationship public on the red carpet for the Acatemy Awards!

The crowd gasped when this couple arrived on the red carpet. While he should be at home with wife Melania and baby Baron, The Donald is out on the town with Lucy the Cat! We're not sure how serious this relationship might be, but our body language expert notices how they're leaning close to each other, "clearly more than just friends" says Dr. Feline Form.
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Parker said...

Wow - a triple threat in the fashion world! And arriving with such entertainment icons. The tongues will be wagging all over Hollywood! One-eyed Stevie is looking SMOKIN' baybeeee!!!!

DaisyMae Maus said...

You all look FABULOUS!

The Meezer Gang said...

Oh, Wow! You all look so glamourous! Beautiful!

BoogersCat said...

Fabulous indeed! Work it Work it!!!